First, cut off his cock
Take that frozen stick
Grate and grind it
Expose this stick to sharp edges
Cut through it
Add this to flour
Pulse the mixture
Really use your fingertips
To knead that flour
Pre-heat the oven to 180C
Liquefy his brain in a
Blender
Combine this runny mixture
With his heart shards in a small
Saucepan over a low heat
Cook and stir for five mins
Until all pieces are deformed
Transfer this bloody blend
In an oven proof dish
Sprinkle the flour mixture
On top
Bake in the oven for
forty minutes until burnt
And the bloody blend
Is bubbling
Serve with thick cream
What?
What are you looking at, my darling?
Dig in!